How to Order

So, you wanna place an order, huh?

(That's awesome, thank you for paying our bills!)

  (Death and taxes, man. And undeath because we have a voodoo priestess on staff...)

So, you're here. That's cool.

Obviously you're ready to place an order. We thank you from the bottoms of our cockney, undead and Canadian hearts. We truly do. Because you, the patrons, are the lifeblood of our operation. Without you, we'd all be starving in the street and robbing graves for tuppence or selling our bodies to science.

ANYWAY.

Once you have decided what you would like to order, please jot down the item number - or numbers if you're ordering more than one thing - and fire us off an email with the item number(s), your name and contact info and a contact email with a valid paypal account attached. 

Once your order is received, we will send you a paypal invoice for the total cost, plus shipping. Once your payment is confirmed in our account, we will send out your order.

Custom Order Information

(What? You're not happy with what we're offering already?)

Go look at our custom order page and then come back here. We'll wait. We're patient. 

Important Shipping Information

(Blah blah blah, postage.)

All of our orders are sent out as basic ground shipping. If you would like express, insured, etc. there will be an additional charge when we calculate your shipping costs.

We don't charge a flat rate because, in all honesty, things all cost different prices and if I charge you a flat rate of $10, but the shipping only costs $2, we're essentially pocketing $8 and that's just not cool.

We do not charge for handling, only what the post office charges us to send the mail to you.

Be warned that we will charge extra for heavier items, as well as international items as we are charged more.